1.) Anything longer than a five minute walk feels like a ten mile hike.
2.) You use an acronym at least once in every conversation.
3.) Youâve said âI donât even care if I donât get a first anymoreâ with the knowledge that youâre definitely lying.
4.) Youâve vowed never to step foot in Klute again, only to be found there dancing to âThatâs Amoreâ at closing time a week later.
5.) Youâve developed thighs of steel from all the hills you have to walk up every day.
6.) Youâve spent the entire day in your room because if you went anywhere else, itâd be too much effort to come back for lunch.
7.) At least half the people you see on the walk to your lecture are wearing stash.
8.) You live in awe of the few people who have completed a full-college bar crawl because you canât even be bothered to walk up past Collingwood.
9.) Youâve blagged your way through a conversation at a law event just to get to the free food.
10.) Youâve met at least one person who apologises, unprovoked, for being from Hatfield.Â
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