Full Name: Hayden Voss (Teddy Spanks)
Academic Year: FRESSHMAAANNNNN
Major: film studies
Hometown: Madison, WI
Relationship Status: Single as Pringle
Astrological sign: Gemini
Twitter: @teenage_child
Biggest Turn on with a girl?: short skirt, long jacket
Biggest Turn off: long skirt, short jacket
Who would you consider your “man crush”: Riff Raff
Future Career Goals/Ambitions?: Internet Sensation
Hobbies/Interests: hockey, juggling, scootering, Heel-ying and french fries
Favorite (besides yoga pants)/Least favorite fashion trend for girls: yoga shorts/Maxi dresses
Campus Activities: Hockey, recycling, lumberjacking, and playing the jazz flute
Three words you’d use to describe yourself: funky, fruity, fun
First thing you notice about a girl?: if they’re proportional
What advice would you give to a girl trying to impress you?: play me a song on the banjo
If you had to be stuck on a deserted island for an entire year with another student at Suffolk university who would it be?: One of the 11th floor compadres
If you had to pick a song to be the theme song to your life what would it be?: Miracles by ICP
Most embarrassing song on your iPod: any song by Nickelback
Most embarrassing moment (keep it relatively appropriate): when I got beat up by a middle aged man in a mall food court
Best part about your Suffolk experience so far? being in a prank war
Most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone? table for 2 at Chili’s
Idea of a perfect date? go to chuck e’ cheese, throw back a few Pepsis, play ski ball, and go home and cuddle
If people were to give you a superlative, what do you think it would be? best makeup