This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Conn chapter.

A night out is always a fun time, even if you don’t always remember it the next morning. A night out at UConn will have you thinking these thoughts after two shots too many.

“It’s definitely a good idea to order myself a whole pizza right now or an entire pound of Wings Over.”

Or both… is Blaze still open?

“Why did I wear these shoes?”

Heels are a nightmare and frat basements ruin your shoes every. Single. Time.

“Why can’t I have five dogs living in my dorm with me?”

Our mascot is a Husky so I think it should be allowed.

“Omg that’s the girl who sits three seats down from me in lecture…I should go hug her.”

*Instantly become best friends* *Sees each other next day and don’t speak a word to one another*

“I am the mf hottest b in this mf bar, I am a god.”

Tequila got me feelin’ myself.

“Why is Sergeant Pepps out of pizza slices?”

*followed by irrational tears of anger*

“Where do all these cute boys hide during the day? Is he actually a 9 or a 5?”

Or do I just have major drunk goggles right now?

“I NEED a calzone.”

D.P. Dough and nickel is a dangerous combination.

“Do you think the delivery driver will be cute?”

“Did I need to mix whiskey and tequila??? No.”

“Why do I do this on a Tuesday?”

Because Tuesday is Trivia. Why do I ever do this ever though is the real question.

“Did my hair really look like that all night?”

And why did no one tell me?

Drunk Thoughts Every UConn Student Has