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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at IUP chapter.

Choking the chicken, milking the cow, flicking the bean, whatever you call it-everyone does it. Some watch videos to get the party started, and others are blessed with an overactive imagination. Some use their hands, and some use toys, and the real freaks use both! I guess you can call me a real freak, because this article lists the five best toys and lube I’ve used over the years. Get your notes app ready!

Two-tone pleasure rod

firework explosion
Photo by MUNMUN SINGH from Unsplash

https://www.spencersonline.com/product/hard-yes-suction-cup-dildo-7-inch-blue-hott-love/141354.uts

This right here is my favorite. It is a nice size not too big (not too small) and it it’s pretty. Aesthetics are EVERYTHING to me, and even though blue isn’t my favorite color, its better than plain.

Satisfyer Love Triangle

Colorful lights and sparklers
Photo by Shivkumar Sd from Pexels

https://us.satisfyer.com/us/satisfyer-love-triangle-connect-app

THIS VIBRATOR HAS AN APP! I bought this at a booth during pride on a whim, and I am sooo glad I did it. On the app, you can make your own vibrations or choose one already made! Plus, you can pick vibration settings people around the world have made! The price is crazy thought I bought it for like $20.

Hello Cake Bounce Vibe

sunset
Photo by Jordan Wozniak from Unsplash
bounce vibe

IT THRUSTS!!?!?!11/ Lord have mercy. I won this in a bingo game and oh my god. It thrusts. It is solid, so that may make things a bit difficult, but the combination of the vibrating and thrusting are insane.

Astroglide gel (personal lubricant)

Woman at the beach at sunset
Photo by Jill Wellington from Pixabay

https://www.target.com/p/astroglide-water-based-gel-personal-lube-4oz/-/A-14348608?clkid=f1383562N257811eeb0c4abc95de49fef&cpng=PTID5&lnm=201333&afid=ChannelAdvisor&ref=tgt_adv_xasd0002

I have used silicone in the past, but I seriously prefer water-based lube. This one is the best I have used so far. It is an easy cleanup and is toy-compatible (that’s relevant)!

Metal Heart Butt Plug (2.7 inch)

tulips in bloom
Photo by Yoksel ? Zok from Unsplash

https://www.spencersonline.com/product/metal-heart-butt-plug-hott-love/209874.uts

Would you use this in public? Some have, but I could never be that bold. I really wouldn’t be able to tell you if this is big or small as this is the only one I have ever used. But it is pretty, which was very important for me! I love aesthetically pleasing to the eyes (inside and out)!

A G

IUP '26

AG is a the social chair of Her Campus's Indiana University of Pennsylvania chapter. AG covers a slew of topics regarding sexual health and fashion! As a junior at IUP, she has written about her experiences in college. AG also enjoys writing about managing familial and friend relationships in a collegiate world. You may also find AG's articles containing information about clubs she has found herself apart of over the years. Outside of Her Campus, you can find AG in the library tutoring other students, treating the world like her runway as a member of POIZ, or challenging moral dilemmas and beliefs in Philosophy Club. With English as her major, AG is constantly studying in the library, writing an essay, or reading a book. During the summer, AG annually participates in her city's corporate internship program to understand as much of the corporate world before she graduates. In her free time, AG enjoys reading, writing, yearning, and spending time with her friends. As a family woman, you will certainly find AG with her siblings or parents enjoying her time outside of school. She also enjoys watching hours long YouTube video essays about any and every subject.