We’ve all been there. You’re alone on Friday night, scrolling mindlessly until you see it. Another happy Instagram couple. So either out of boredom, loneliness, curiosity, or just for fun, you download Tinder and build your profile. Some of us get lucky and meet some great guys or gals! Most of the time though, Tinder conversations end very quickly and awkwardly and immediately get screenshotted and sent to group chats to make fun with your best friends… or they end up in an extremely relatable Her Campus article just in time for Valentine’s Day.
Bruh… I Love You
I mean. This one speaks for itself. Chivalry truly isn’t dead.
He Proofread Enough For a Comma, But Not Quite Enough
Maybe he was trying to remind you of something you needed to do?
Hugs Not Drugs
I think someone might need to check up on this guy. He’s going places… probably not far, but places.
Someone Forgot Their Mini-Wheats This Morning
Quick get this boy some breakfast before he embarrasses himself.
Pickup Lines, But Like Ironically
I’m not sure turning down a girl that you matched with on Tinder is considered a pickup line? Pretty safe to say Simon Cowell would be disappointed in you too, buddy.
Our Education System is Flawed
Have you ever driven past a car crash and you know you should look away but you can’t? Yikes.
*ProTip: if you’re going to try and make a book reference, at least make sure you do a quick Google search on the plot first.
Music Majors B Like
Honestly, as a band kid, I’m not mad at this one. Take notes, people.
The Way To a Girl’s Heart is Through Animal Crossing
In the world where Internet dating is peaking, it’s important to remember to be mindful of what we say to each other! And maybe consider staying in this Friday with our girls closeby.