As I begin on my last semester of college, and I see my former roommates entering the real world, it dawns on me that soon, I will have to become the infamous grown up. And even though legally I am an adult, if you ask me, I’m far from it. I still ~occasionally~ bring my laundry home to my mom, I eat Lean Cuisines a plenty, I don’t clean my apartment as often as I should, and my parents still give me an allowance. (and for what? breathing?) I regret to admit that the list of un-adult things goes on. And quite frankly, I’m not ready to be an adult either. But alas, soon I will have no choice. So until then, as I transition from lazy college student to a little less lazy graduate, here are just a few tips for pretending (aka tricking others into thinking) you’re an adult.
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Skip the leggings.
While every girl loves a good pair of leggings, save them for the gym and lounging around the house. Running errands in real clothes will make it look like you might have your sh*t together, even though we all know you don’t.
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Buy adult-y things.
You know, the things that you might not find in every college apartment: coasters, throw pillows, a welcome mat. Or the naturally “adult” purchases, like kitchen stuff: pots and pans, spatulas, good kitchen towels, etc.
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Do your laundry.
When you do your laundry (instead of letting it pile up) you’ll at least feel like you did an adult thing.
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Cook a meal.
Skip the Lean Cuisine, don’t order a pizza, and make sure to add veggies to whatever you make. When you pick out a recipe, and cook a good, homemade meal, you’ll for sure feel like an adult. Make sure to tell your mom, I’m sure she’ll be proud.
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Budgeting.
Before we all graduate, the art of budgeting is something we should all master, or at least *try* to figure out. Even putting just $10 of every paycheck into your savings is a step in the right direction!
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Buy a bottle of wine.
And if worst comes to worst, just buy a bottle of wine (no, not box wine). You’ll at least feel like an adult because you’re old enough to buy the wine yourself. So basically I’m an adult, right?
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