This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at KU chapter.

No matter how many frat parties I go to, I always end up thinking the exact same things. Will I ever learn? Probably not.

1. “I’m too sober for this.”

No amount of pregaming will ever prepare you.

2. “Where’s the bar?”

The most important question of the night.

3. “Why is the floor sticky?”

Immediately followed by “Oh my god, what is on my shoes, please don’t be puke.”

4. “Ooooh let’s play pong!”

No one is ever good at pong, but you’ll talk big anyway.

5. “When was the last time they cleaned this bathroom?”

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The answer is probably never.

6. “Let’s steal something!”

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A composite, a paddle, clothes out of someone’s room, whatever you can get your hands on.

7. “Where did (insert friend’s name here) go?”

Always have your Find My Friends on, y’all.

8. “Is that guy I’ve been flirting with cute, or am I just drunk?”

I think he’s cute. Do you think he’s cute? He’s cute. Definitely cute.

9. “Oh god, I don’t wanna be like that girl.”

My friends would never let me do that, right?

10. “F it.”

You only have four years of college, and it wouldn’t be the same without a few wild nights.

10 Thoughts We All Have At Frat Parties

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