Are you a pop culture fiend? Are you always on top of memes, celebrity break-ups, and the latest scandal? Do you live on the Twitter trends page? Then somewhere in this terrible list of what’s happened in pop culture over the last month is a Halloween costume for you!
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Piggy Smallz
Just how Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s split was the talk of the internet, you’ll be the talk of the Halloween party with this costume honoring their piggy daughter!
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The real Piggy Smallz, via Ariana Grande’s instagram.
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What you need:
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Pig nose, ears, and tail
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Pink shirt
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“Piggy Smallz” nametag
Bonus points for:
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Broken locket with pictures of Ariana and Pete
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Piers Morgan’s Worst Nightmare
ICYMI, everyone’s least favorite “journalist” recently mocked Daniel Craig for literally being a father and carrying his child? I’m confused too. Don’t look it up, it’s what he wants.
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Daniel Craig, being more of a man than Piers Morgan will ever be, via BBC.
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What you need:
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Dad hat
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Hoodie
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Baby carrier
Bonus points for:
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Actual infant child
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That Time Youtube was Down for Like Two Hours and the Whole Internet Lost Their Minds
Where were you when Youtube was down last Tuesday night? For an hour and a half, Youtube was gone and no one could watch a single vlog, lyric video, or makeup tutorial. Thankfully, it rose from the dead shortly after. Phew.
This is when we knew it was really real.
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What you need:
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Youtube t-shirt
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Zombie makeup
Bonus points for:
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Actually doing your homework instead of watching dumb videos
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Bread-Getter
This Halloween, show everyone what happens after “let’s get this bread”.
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There goes the baker with his tray like always…
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What you need:
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Bread. Lots of bread. That’s it.
Bonus points for:
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Dressing up like the baker from Beauty and the Beast
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SEXY Civic Duty
You know what’s really hot? Voting on November 6th.
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Everyone’s favorite Election Day selfie prop.
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What you need:
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Your body, covered in only “I Voted” stickers
Bonus points for:
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Driving a friend or neighbor to the polls! (But, like, put pants on first.)
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