YouĀ continues to shock and surprise me, making it very hard for me to sleep on Sunday nights. This week was no exception. In addition to Joe continuing to be creepy, this week served up some incredible guest stars, serious plot progression and many moments that made me audibly yell at my TV. Here are 51 things I was thinking during this weekās episode ofĀ You.Ā
1. Holy John StamosāUncle Jesse is here to help. Heās a therapist of some sort?Ā
2. This weird Scrabble date is kind of cute
3.Ā A redo of Beckās first kissā”Iām finally going to kiss the right guyāāNO YOUāRE NOT BECK
4. Joe, youāve made a big mistake having your girlfriend work with you.Ā
5. Uncle Jesse the Therapist is smoking weed during a session? That doesn’t feel very professional.
6. Beckdeltest= the best username everĀ
7. Beck does more work at the bookstore than sheās done anywhere else at any point during this show.Ā
8. Beck is seeing a therapistāgood for her. Joe is horrible for making her feel bad about itĀ
9. JOE IS SEEING BECKāS THERAPISTĀ
10. Joeās voiceover is so upsettingĀ
11. I need to stop watching this show before I go to bed
12. āThings were Ross and Rachel with you. You were copacetic.ā OMG what a pop culture reference from Uncle Jesse the Therapist.
13. Renaldo? Joe needs to come up with some better fake names.Ā
14. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNāT WORK WITH YOUR S.O. SO EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
15. Ethan is seriously dropping some great relationship advice.Ā
16. Joe is now impersonating Mr. Mooney? What craziness canāt this man pull off?Ā Ā
17. This woman (Karen?) chasing Ron away with a baseball bat should be a national hero. Can she chase Joe away too?Ā
18. A bookstore scavenger hunt? Iām really mad that so many adorable date ideas are being used on this creepy show!Ā
19. Can we stop showing shots of Joe chewing? Itās weird and I donāt need four gratuitous shots of his mouth moving like that.Ā
20. This is the most weāve ever seen (and heard) of Beckās friendā¦Lynn?Ā
21. A BOOK THEMED SURPSIED PARTY? WHERE EVERYONE DRESSES AS THEIR FAVORITE LITERARY CHARACTER? AGAIN, WHY ARE THESE CUTE DATES WASTED ON THIS SHOW?
22. Is Beck cheating on Joe with Uncle Jesse? Iām not saying I support this, butā¦
23. Of course, Joe would go as Hemingway.
24. And of course, he would mansplain his costume.Ā
25. Can I plan a party with Ethan?Ā
26. āHow American!ā is what I too would say when entering a surprise party
27. Dorothea Brooke is an awesome literary costume.Ā MiddlemarchĀ deserves so much more representation in mainstream popular cultureĀ
28. And I love that Ethan named his cat after George Eliot.Ā
29.Ā Yes Beck. CALL HIM OUT!Ā
30. āWhy are you wearing a turtleneck?ā That isnāt the most pressing question you need to be asking, Beck.Ā
31. Joe needs to respect Beckās boundaries. And she needs to dump him.Ā
32. FINALLY, Beck is standing up for herself and not putting up with Joeās BS.Ā
33. This trailer for the new Shay Mitchell movie (The Possession of Hannah Grace)Ā Ā is really creepy. Iām scared and have no plans to see this film.Ā
34. Joe playing with this letter opener is scaryā¦
35. Ooh, more Candace drama!
36. And info about Joeās childhood!
37. Why is Beck showing up at his door with doughnuts?Ā
38. Iām waiting for the day that Beckās old phone falls out of the ceiling and she finally realizes that Joe is a creep.Ā
39. OH MY GOD SHE CAUGHT HIM WHEN HE FOLLOWED HER TO THE PARK
40. This is a very awkward place to be having this fight
41. Is Joe going to kill Uncle Jesse?Ā
42. Nope, weāre back to the classic hacking computers move.Ā
43. Joe has destroyed Beckās phone!Ā
44. Donāt take him back, Beck!!
45. Oh, Iām so happy that Ethan has found love.
46. Who is this woman that Joe is now hooking up with?Ā
47. Is it Karen?Ā
48. Candace is back and issuing a stern warning.Ā
49. Wait, Joe and Beck are breaking up!
50. Are we finally getting the happy ending we want!
51. I canāt wait to see what happens when we flash forward three months next week.Ā
YouĀ airs Sundays at 10 p.m. on Lifetime.Ā