Today is a momentous occasion. It not only marks the end of classes for our academic year, but it also brings us the bi-annual showcase of the ever illustrious voices of Kenyonâs premiere all-male snappi- oops, I mean, singing group, the Kokosingers. We love these boys from the bottom of our hearts, and always look forward to the show that they have to put on for us, but sometimes their wholesome boy-next-door shows could use a bit of sprucing up. But donât change who you are, boys! Thereâs no need for that because weâve got you covered. Hereâs the motto: if you think youâre gonna snooze why not just bring some booze. Thatâs right. Test out this Kokes edition a cappella drinking game.* Weâre not saying this has to be alcoholic or even involve any beverage at all, but hey, somethingâs gotta pass the time, amirite? So here we go. Grab a friend, read the following rules, and enjoy
Take a sip whenâŠ.
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The Kokes canât start singing because the audience wonât stop cheering
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Itâs newbie time
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Someone is too loud while leaving Rosse
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The Kokes do that weird squatting low thing that sometimes looks like a really white version of the cat daddy
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Someone sings a high note and people lose their shit
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Someone on stage takes a sip of water
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A Creek yells something obnoxious
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Someone makes a bad dad joke
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They have to readjust the microphone
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A newbie has to readjust their weird get up
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Someone in the audience yells out a memberâs name
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They sing a song written before you were born
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They sing a song youâve never heard before
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Someone gets emotional during the Kokosing Farewell/senior song
And of courseâŠ
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FINISH your drink if an alum comes on stage for the Kokosing Farewell
Expert EditionâŠ
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Drink anytime the Kokes snap (Warning: this is basically for anyone who wants to complete a Newman Day in under two hours)
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Look out for more drinking games to come. If youâve got any suggestions for more games you wanna see, send âem in. Until then, happy drinking! Hopefully, you wonât be stumbling out of Rosse like this:
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*Her Campus does not condone underage and/or binge drinking. Be safe and make smart decisions.