There is an entire trend dedicated to finding alternative objects to use as a beauty blender. Many people, including Nadi (the makeup mastermind behind PopLuxe), have dedicated much of their time to proving you can actually apply makeup with things such as eggs and condoms.
But one teen—Johnna Hines, aka @punkzillaa, decided to step far across the line of common sense and boundaries, and took a leap into a territory that I can only describe as disturbing as fuck when she made a video of herself using her boyfriend’s balls as a beauty blender. And yes, I mean those balls.
I only have one word for you, @punkzillaa: FUCK NO (ok that was two, but you get the idea). I mean seriously, you better hope your mother doesn’t have access to the Internet, or you’re gonna have a lot of explaining to do.
Eggs and condoms, sure—they’re funny ways to apply makeup and they actually work, so I get it. But testicles? NO THANK YOU. This just shows that people will do anything these days for a bit of Internet fame. The best (or worst?) part about this is she made a Twitter poll, and 51% of people actually voted in favor of this. THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTED.
y’all dare me to post a video of me using Damon nuts as a beauty blender
— johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017
Though I hope you are as thoroughly horrified as I am, admit it…Â you’re a little bit curious. If you have the courage, you can watch the clip here, but be prepared to lose sleep tonight.
Johnna’s tweet has gone so viral that famous MUAs have weighed in on the matter:
@MannyMua733 im shook from this I don’t know how to feel, kinda turned on honestly lol
— Manny MUA (@MannyMua733) April 23, 2017
my life is fucking cancelled pic.twitter.com/T6kNPMUtc4
— johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017
And because Twitter is the funniest place on the internet, but also the most socially and environmentally conscious:
@punkzillaa is this vegan
— DE$ERT DRUID (@roughsIeeper) April 23, 2017
Good question. Now I would like some answers.