It’s February again, and you know what that means: it’s time to enjoy some sappy moments with your significant other as you feed each other chocolate-covered strawberries and skip along in your own personal rom-com. That, or sit alone in a dark room, eat raw cookie dough, and enjoy the fact that you don’t have to do the whole “sappy moments” thing. Both are equally respectable ways to spend your February 14th, but whatever way you celebrate, one thing is for sure- you need the right valentines to send to your significant other/best friend/self. So, sit back, grab your loved one and/or cookie dough, and exhale through your nose a little harder than you normally would have as you scroll through some of the funniest e-valentines the internet has to offer.
We all like a little (or a lot) of butter. (Source)
For your slightly distasteful friends. (Source)
I bet you never knew this was the crossover you needed. (Source)
No list is complete without a Harry Potter reference. (Source)
Once you stop crying (please come back to us), this is kind of funny. (Source)
A nice thing to know. (Source)
Again, once you stop crying… (Source)
Always ask for consent. (Source)
You don’t even have to cut off your ear. (Source)
For once, it’s acceptable to pronounce it incorrectly. (Source)
If you want to get a little saucy… (Source)
The most romantic valentine yet. (Source)
For your friends who remember elementary school science class. (Source)
…And your slightly more evolved friends. (Source)
And, finally- the classic combination. (Source)