When the semester is coming to an end, it’s only acceptable to go into complete panic, especially right before finals… So here are some relatable thoughts every SUNY Oneonta student has this time of year:
1. When do 24-hour library hours start?
2. Did I miss midnight breakfast?
3. WHY did I wait until the last minute for this assignment?
4. Did I even hand in that paper that was due last Thursday?
5. I hope there’s free food in the lib again.
6. So our final’s open notes right?…
7. What do you mean there’s no extra credit?!
8. *starts calculating the number of hours needed studying to get a C*
9. Should I buy more k-cups?
10. I wish I had more declining dollars.
11. Is that kid with the tent going to be in the lib again?
12. WHY IS THIS FINAL CUMULATIVE?!
13. What do you mean Jimmy’s won’t be open next weekend?!
14. You drop the lowest test grade, right?
15. Did anyone make a study guide?
16. Maybe its not too late to drop out and become famous.
17. I neeeeed to study, but its also ladies night at the sip…
18. Pulling an all-nighter in the lib!! #blessup
19. Final project and a final exam??!! WTF.
20. IS IT TIME TO GO HOME YET?!?!
21. Coffee and energy drinks should be free during finals week.
22. *only final is the last day at the last time* kk gr8!!!
23. I literally haven’t retained one piece of information all semester.
24. C’s get degrees, right?
25. I can do this… Lol who am I kidding, I should probably just nap instead.