1. The budget crisis in Wyoming
2. A tailgate party without beer
3. Dirty socks all over the floor
4. Writing a research paper
5. Towels that smell like mildew
6. Wind in Wyoming
7. Being surrounded by small children
8. A water balloon fight in January in Wyoming
9. Getting teabagged
10. Shark Week (Not the weeklong series on Discovery Channel either)
11. Cleaning a litter box
12. A constant ringing sound in your ear
13. Wearing pants
14. Cleaning someone else’s vomit
15. Food poisoning
16. Taylor Swift’s feud with Calvin
17. Rush hour in Denver by Sports Authority
18. Stepping in dog shit
19. Stepping on a Lego
20. Sitting next to the sniffling kid in class
21. Being the sniffling kid in class
22. Getting a pizza burn
23. Chillin’ on Colfax
24. Wyotechers
25. Going to CU
26. Listening to Nickleback
27. Papercut in between your fingers
28. Sitting on an uneven chair
29. Slow Wi-Fi
30. When your finger breaks through the toilet paper
31. A hangnail
32. Pants that fit yesterday, but are too tight today
33. Beer shits
34. Our presidential candidates
35. Titty twisters
36. The state of my bank account
37. Having a dinner party with avid Trump supporters
38. Having a hair on your tongue that you can’t find
39. Being on 1% battery, with no charger in site
40. Student loans
41. Getting a flat tire
42. Spilling a freshly opened beer
43. Stubbing your pinky toe
44. Buying textbooks
45. Organic chemistry
46. Finding parking on campus
47. 8 am classes
48. Hooking up with someone you met at the Buck
49. A root canal
50. Damn near anything, actually.