Kissing. The stuff that true love and romantic comedies are made of, right? Sometimes, not so much. Here are the 5 worst kisses you’ll ever experience.
1. The Granola Bar: When without chapstick, it’s just two flaky Nature Valleys scraping against one another.Â
2. The Sea Slug: You’re convinced the person you’re kissing is half aquatic after they stick their tongue too far down your throat.Â
3. The Tightening Facial:Â Your partner decides that your face needs a liberal tongue licking, and that crusty spittle is really restricting any jaw movement.
4. The Stink Bomb:Â You can taste everything they’ve ever eaten, together all at once.
5. The Football Goalie:Â Your partner focuses on scoring so hard that they bump noggins with you instead.Â
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