*This is an actual description of the thoughts that went through my head while attending my school’s career fair*
Alright, Bethany, you’ve got this. Just remember, you have to like them as much as they like you. It’s your life too.
Just be yourself.
Well, maybe not completely yourself. You are kind of wild.
I should not have worn high heels. Bad decision. I look like a baby giraffe.
Oh my gosh, baby giraffes are so cute.
I wonder if I can legally own one if it’s outside city limits….
Wait, no. Focus, Bethany.
Alright, scan the tables.
Too corporate-y…too science-y…
Note to self: look up careers with the circus. That could be fun.
Ok, this looks like a good one. Be casual. Smile.
No, don’t smile that big! You look like a complete creeper.
That’s better. Now focus on what he’s saying.
What did I bring for lunch today? I’m excited for that.
Wait, what did he just say? They’re located in Texas? NEXT!
Ok, maybe I should go to that other table.
No…they look pretty deep into their conversation.
I think I brought pizza for lunch.
Man, I’m hungry.
They’ll have another one of these later in the semester, right?
I could just go to that one.
Yeah…I’ll just go to that one.
*Walks out*
-B