Campus Cutie: Jake Silvestri ’17

This fun-loving junior will surely win over your heart with his infectious laugh and beautiful singing voice. Meet Jake Silvestri!

The Basics:

Class Year: 2017 

Major: Media & Society

Minor: Writing & Rhetoric

Hometown: Larchmont, NY 

Activities: Tennis, basketball, swinging on my front porch, cooking, singing   

Interested In: Girls

Relationship Status: Single

Describe yourself in three words: HOOOOOO MI GODDDDDD    

Best Feature: My calves

Celebrity Crush: KNOE aka Donnie Brasco aka Christian Salopek; Instagram: knoe 

“Favorites”: Caviar, Fake Taxi, QUICKSTX (www.quickstx.com), roasting, could, surely 

Place to Party: Late night Pub #mozztriangles 

Food: Buff Chick, Chick French, Chick Parm

Movie: The Departed

TV Show: Surely HIMYM

Song: Love Yourself, you know the artist smh. 

Place at HWS: Seneca Room 

Place in Geneva: Osman’s Custom Tailoring

Class at HWS: Sociology of the American Jew with Professor Dobkowski

HC: How do you feel about being Campus Cutie?

JS: It really is an honor to be a Campus Cutie. It truly has been a dream of mine to obtain this status. I give full credit to my beautiful mother.

HC: What do you look for in a girl?

JS: Laid back, likes to have a good time, and someone who can keep it real. 

HC: What’s your idea of the perfect date in Geneva?

JS: Drinks at Halsey’s and dinner at Port’s. 

HC: What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

JS: Well one time, me and my buddy Josh Weinstein, great kid, I really like how he only dresses up in J. Crew too. Anyways, we decided to go to Wendy’s because we are awful people. We went there, sat, ate, left in a hurry and decided it was the worst thing we had ever done. After that we were contemplating our whole lives. That’s it. 

HC: What’s something interesting that most people don’t know about you?

JS: I sing like Adele.

HC: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

JS: In a big office with a great view and happy people all around me.

HC: Who is your role model? Why?

JS: Larry David FOR SURE. Through watching his show and Seinfeld I have learned to be myself and to never let anything hold me back. It has also taught me that if I work hard enough I can become an Alpha Jew like they are. 

HC: What do you want to accomplish by the time you graduate?

JS: Buy a beer at the pub, get to know President Gearan to the point where I can call him Marky Mark, catch a fish on Seneca, and successfully run away from Campo.

HC: What do you want to be remembered for at HWS?

JS: Being able to make people laugh and putting a smile on their faces.

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