1. Everyone here is in active wear?
2. Oh wait, so am I. No judgement.
3. I already felt a deep sense of community when I saw the sign that said “Respect The Queso.” I do respect the queso, I really do.
4. Oh this is dangerous. Put your wallet away now before we spend the week’s food money on half a pound of salivatingly delicious, stinky camberbert.
5. I can sample anything I like?!
6. … Is that a bar in the middle of the grocery store?
7. Why are people actually just hanging out there! They’re not even buying groceries, just glasses of wine!
8. I know it’s overpriced but I must be getting so much good karma right now.
9. CHOCOLATE COATED CHERRIES, HOW YOU COST SO MUCH?
10. How dare you seduce me with your delicious samples and ethically sourced products and then stab bleeding holes in my wallet like that?
11. But the next time my roommate asks if I want to go to Whole Foods, you know what my reaction will be.
12. And guess who’s dreaming about that creamy camembert with a cheeky little bit of stink tonight …