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I don’t need to be in a relationship.
But that’s because most of the people I fall for happen to be fictional.
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I am the EPITOME of confidence.
I waddle through each day with as much grace as I can pretend to have.
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I never fantasize about anything. Ever.
Except for, you know, Edward Elric, Dean Winchester, Kenshin Himura, Armin Arlert… (Again, everyone I fall for happens to be a fictional character.)
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I’m not an obsessive geek. Not at all. Not even close.
However, I can guarantee if you ask me anything about seasons 1-5 of Supernatural, I will know the right answer (including but not limited to episode names, quotes, and any cast-related stories). Maybe Fullmetal Alchemist trivia as well.
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I know how to dress for success. I am success.
If success is defined as comfort, I can safely say I’m pretty damn successful.
Even though I’m awkward and geeky, at least my friends love me and accept me for the really cool person I am. Maybe.