Don’t bother searching your astrological signs and taking personality tests, check out what your Chipotle order says about you.
Type:
Burrito – Your life is all together, because your burrito certainly won’t be.
Bowl – Saving yourself the time and carbs of a burrito; you’re a smart cookie. You like to prepare for emergencies ahead of time.
Bowl with Tortillas on the Side – You don’t know what you want in life, so you just try a little bit of everything to see what you like. Enjoy it this time, but soon you should probably make some decisions.
Taco – You’re the kind of person I go to when I lose my nutrition notes. Organized, punctual, and somewhat of a perfectionist, we all need a taco eater in our lives.
Quesadilla – You are a simple and down-to-earth individual. People typically appreciate your presence.
Meat:
Chicken – Most times, you stick to what you know and what is comfortable. There is a strong likelihood that you also drink chai lattes from Starbucks, Instagram pictures of you and your friends hiking, and listen to the 50 Shades of Grey soundtrack. (Don’t worry, I’m guilty of all of these, too.)
Steak – You’re a warmhearted person who is willing to work through tough times.
Carnitas – Life of the party! You can also be found dancing on tables and sticking your head out of the sun roof.
Sofritas – I’ve never actually met someone who has ordered Sofritas, so all I can say is you are a brave soul. Snaps for you.
Add-Ons:
White Rice – Easy to please. You appreciate the basics, and the simple things in life.
Brown Rice – Hoping to start off the meal on a good note, you might also wake up early to go to the gym before school or work. I look up to people like you.
Beans – You are a daring, courageous individual.
Corn – You are not very good at telling lies, because the kernel of truth always seems to come out.
Salsa – Sassy and fiesty, our favorite combination. You don’t back down to a challenge and are very opinionated.
Cheese – A family man (or woman). Holidays are one of your favorite times of the year because you love cuddling around the fire watching Elf.
Sour Cream – You like to go the extra mile in life, for an even better reward at the end.
Lettuce – As your last choice at the burrito bar, you add lettuce to make yourself feel better for everything else you already added. At the end of the day, you look out for yourself and others.
(and last, but definitely not least)
Guacamole – You will succeed in life.