Timely warning notifications are not exactly timely…
You have a favorite type of rain. “The light drizzle wrecks my hair. At least if it’s pouring, I don’t have to put any effort into my appearance.”
Games days are rough because you never know who’s a Steelers, Giants or Eagles fan.
You’ve failed miserably to register for classes, especially if they are required for your major.
You’ve had the debate whether to eat in the Commons, Husky or IK a million times.
You feel super underdressed in Sutliff.
You’ve definitely been late to a class because you missed the downtown shuttle… and you’re definitely not walking.
You’ve had an asthma attack after walking up the three flights of stairs in Bakeless, no matter how good of shape you’re in.
You’ve heard so many complaints about how hard the nursing program is and you know all about the problems of an education major, because it’s all they talk about.
Almost positive Hartline was built the way it is as a science experiment to see everyone’s struggle to find classes.
You’ve fantasized about getting hit by the shuttle so you get free tuition.
You have at least five mini bibles somewhere in you room.
All your friends scoff at Bloom because they go to Penn State but suddenly everyone wants to be your best friend for Block Party.