We just can’t seem to shake off horoscopes. Even if you don’t buy into the idea that the star’s alignment the day you were born affected your personality, your eyes probably still wander towards your star sign to check out what’s written there. Hardcore believers say that, when done right, horoscopes can be scarily accurate, but the Forer (or Barnum) effect has something to say about that. Are horoscopes pinpointing the details of your life, or Are they just vague enough to make you think they are? Below are twelve personality blurbs for every sign from my.horoscope.com with the sign names omitted. Read through them and decide which one fits you best, then look for the key at the bottom and see if it matches your sign. What do the stars say about you?
1. HOROSCOPE A
When it comes to professionalism and traditional values, [this sign] wins hands-down. This practical sign loves to tackle life in the most conventional of ways, leaving no stone unturned. Considered the most serious-minded of the signs, this sign possesses an independence that allows for considerable progress both personally and on the job.
Strengths:
Responsible, good managers, disciplined, self-control, dark sense of humor.
Weaknesses:
Know-it-all, unforgiving, condescending, expecting the worst.
2. HOROSCOPE B
When [this mighty sign] enters center stage, everyone notices. This dramatic, creative, and outgoing sign has the keyword “magnetism” for good reason. Fiery and self-assured, [this sign’s] charm can be almost impossible to resist. Whether it’s time spent with family and friends or work efforts on the job, [this sign] is going to bring a lot to the table.
Strengths:
Warmth, humor, pride, joy, creativity, passion, generosity.
Weaknesses:
Arrogance, stubbornness, inflexibility, self-centeredness, laziness.
3. HOROSCOPE C
The presence of [this sign] almost always indicates the beginning of something energetic and boisterous. Not much holds this sign back. They’re eager, dynamic, quick, and competitive. When it comes to getting the ball rolling, [this sign] is the best. Pioneering everything from work-related projects to parties with friends, these folks go for the gusto.
Strengths:
Courage, determination, self-confidence, enthusiasm.
Weaknesses:
Impatience, silly arguments, allowing fear to limit choices.
4. HOROSCOPE D
Beneath a controlled, cool exterior, beats the heart of [this] deeply intense [sign]. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. [This sign] may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured there’s an enormous amount of activity happening beneath the surface. Excellent leaders, [these signs] are always aware. When it comes to resourcefulness, this sign comes out ahead.
Strengths:
Passionate, stubborn, resourceful, brave, a true friend.
Weaknesses:
Jealous, distrusting, secretive, violent, caustic.
5. HOROSCOPE E
“I balance” is the key phrase for this sign, and when it comes to keeping everything on an even keel, [this sign] will lead the pack. Peace loving and judicial, this sign abhors being alone. Partnerships are very important for [this sign], especially those on a personal level. With their winning personalities and cooperative style, they aren’t apt to be alone for long!
Strengths:
Social, fair-minded, cooperative, diplomatic, gracious.
Weaknesses:
Indecisive, will carry a grudge, avoids confrontations, self-pity.
6. HOROSCOPE F
Strong, dependable [sign] leads the way when it comes to reaping the rewards of hard work. Lovers of everything that is fine and beautiful, [these signs] surround themselves with material gains. This is a sensual, tactile sign. Touch is very important in everything from work to romance. Stable and conservative, [these signs] are among the most reliable of the Zodiac. While sometimes viewed as stubborn, this sign will plod along on a task until the very end, ensuring that everything is up to standard. They’re highly creative and thoroughly enjoy making things with their own hands.
Strengths:
Dependable, patient, musical, practical.
Weaknesses:
Stubborn, uncompromising, possessive
7. HOROSCOPE G
[These signs] present themselves in one of two ways. On one hand, you’ll see someone who is shy, and quiet. On the other, [he or she] can be boisterous, eccentric, and energetic. Both are deep thinkers with a love of helping others. Highly intellectual, this is a sign of fierce independence that prizes intuition tempered with logic. Both personality types have an uncanny ability to see both sides of an argument without prejudice, making them excellent problem-solvers. While very much attuned to the energies around them, [these signs] have a deep need to take time out alone and away to rejuvenate themselves. The keyword for this sign is “imagination.” [This sign] can see a world of possibilities even when there appears to be none.
Strengths:
Progressive, original, humanitarian, independent.
Weaknesses:
Runs from emotional expression, uncompromising, temperamental, aloof.
8. HOROSCOPE H
With an acute attention to detail, [this] is the sign in the zodiac most dedicated to serving. Their deep sense of the humane leads them to caregiving like no other, while their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is missed. [This sign] is often gentle and delicate, preferring to step back and analyze before moving ahead.
Strengths:
Practical, loyal, hardworking, analytical, kind.
Weaknesses:
Worry, shyness, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play.
9. HOROSCOPE I
Inquisitive and energetic, [this sign] is the traveler of the Zodiac. Their philosophical, broad-minded approach to life motivates them to wander far and wide in the search for the meaning of life. Extroverted, optimistic, and enthusiastic, it can be almost impossible to keep [this sign] down. They love change. In fact, change is essential for this sign to feel their best.
Strengths:
Great sense of humor, idealistic, generous.
Weaknesses:
Will say anything no matter how undiplomatic, promises more than can deliver, can be impatient to the point of rudeness.
10. HOROSCOPE J
“Understanding” is a most appropriate keyword for this gentle, affectionate sign. Easygoing and generally accepting of others around them, [these signs] are often found in the company of a variety of different personalities. Their willingness to give of themselves emotionally lends to an aura of quiet empathy. [This sign] is comforting to be around. While not likely to be the leader, this sign’s presence is strong and vibrant in any cause they put their hearts into.
Strengths:
Intuitive, compassionate, artistic, gentle, wise, musical.
Weaknesses:
Can be a victim or martyr, fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality.
11. HOROSCOPE K
Deeply intuitive and sentimental, [this sign] can be one of the most challenging Zodiac signs to get to know. Emotion runs strong for this sign, and when it comes to family and home, nothing is more important. Sympathetic and empathetic, [these signs] are greatly attuned to those around them. “Devotion” is the keyword for this sign, making them wonderfully sensitive people to be around.
Strengths:
Compassion, emotional sensitivity, fierce protection of loved ones, tenacity.
Weaknesses:
Manipulative, indirect conflict, clinging to the past, insecure, packrat.
12. HOROSCOPE L
Versatility is a great keyword for [this sign]. Expressive and quick-witted, [this sign] presents two distinctive sides to his or her personality, and you can never be sure which one you’re going to come face-to-face. On one hand, [this sign] can be outgoing, flirtatious, communicative, and ready for fun, fun, fun. Yet, you can find [this sign] contemplative, serious, restless, and even indecisive. [Both] are able to adapt to life’s circumstances well, making them wonderful people to know. Things are never boring when [this sign] is on the scene.
Strengths:
Curiosity, ability to share ideas, adaptable, affectionate, kind.
Weaknesses:
Scattering energy in too many places at once, fickle in love, nervous, short attention span.
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*KEY*
1. Capricorn 2. Leo 3. Aries 4. Scorpio 5. Libra 6. Taurus 7. Aquarius 8. Virgo 9. Sagittarius 10. Pisces 11. Cancer 12. Gemini
So what fit you best? Did you get your sign?