John Hopkins ’17

Name: John Hopkins

Year: Sophomore

Major: Double Major in Entrepreneurship and Broadcast Journalism

Hometown: Wakefield, MA

Relationship Status: Single

Involvement on Campus: Hosts a radio show every Wednesday at 9:00 p.m. on Suffolk Free Radio

Astrology sign: Cancer

How do you maintain such a perfect “Man Bun?”

Well it took about a year to achieve this length and a lot of self control not to cut it. I shampoo and condition regularly, but I never put any gel or product in my hair. I’m all about that natural life.

Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Definitely Johnny Depp, but if he wasn’t available that day I would have to say Emile Hirsch.

(Emile Hirsch)

If you could travel to any place in the world right now, where would you go?

I would love to go to Australia to scuba dive the great barrier reef

What are some of your hobbies and interests?

I like to scuba dive, rock climb, and “ball up hard.”

What qualities do you look for in a girl?

Someone who is not annoying and likes good music.

What are your biggest turn offs?

I can’t stand girls who are constantly on their phones.

Do you have any hidden talents?

I can unicycle. In fact, there’s one sitting in my garage at home right now.

Relationship or hit it and quit it?

It would have to be the right girl in order for me to settle down.

What is the most awkward date you have ever been on?

I have never actually been on a real date.

What is your dream job?

To be on Saturday Night Live.

What’s the one thing you don’t understand about the opposite sex?

Their friendships, why can’t girls just be nice to each other?

Who is your celebrity crush?

Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones.

Do you have any advice for ladies who are trying to win you over?

Just come up to me and say hi! Most likely I will say hi back.

What is your favorite food?

Clam Chowder! Wait, thats probably not my favorite food but I had it yesterday so its still in my head.

What is your favorite dance move to break out at the clubs?

It’s all about the dice.

Describe your ideal date in Boston:

It would all depend on the girl and what she’s interested in. Besides that, the aquarium, duh….

What is your favorite Disney movie?

The Brave Little Toaster

If you could have any superpower what would it be?

To Fly.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?

A boat with gas and a cellphone with a signal.

What is one thing people don’t know about you?

Honestly, I’m kind of an open book.

Do you have any closing remarks?

I just want to give a shoutout to my very single buddy, Johnny Yolo. Hit him up on the gram if you’re interested @JLINDAHL11.

(Left: John Hopkins, Right: Johnny Yolo)