St. Patrick’s Day is the ultimate college holiday. Not that we need an excuse to go out with our friends, but St. Patrick’s Day gives everyone a reason to go all out. Now that you’ve picked out an amazing outfit and planned your bar crawl route, you’re ready to go out! Chances are, this is exactly how your night will go:
You get ready to show your festiveness
You and your girls hit the bar
You drink something unnaturally green
Everyone thinks they’re Irish (or will tell you about their great-great-great grandma who was definitely from Ireland)
Some random will demand that you kiss them
Someone does a terrible drunk Irish accent
One of your friends drinks way more than they intended and becomes the life of the party
So you end up babysitting them
The next morning you look in the mirror
But you can’t wait for next year