Because romance is overrated, all the restaurants are booked for parties of two, and no one needs that much chocolate anyway.
1. Teletouchies.
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2. Help is on the way for all you lovesick boys and girls!
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3. Gooey butter cake in the shape of a heart. Enough said.Â
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4. I mean, you’re basically guaranteed a hit record in your honor…
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5. Just say yes; He deserves to win.
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6. Aaaaahh Zabenya (That’s lion for I love you, duh).
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7. He’s gonna Ba-rock your world.
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8. The sorting hat has spoken, and it says you belong with him.
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9. He’ll follow the map to your heart.
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