You will practice every day until you are able to say all of the dwarf’s names, and know who you are talking about, as if it is no big deal.
You will stare at yourself in the mirror for hours trying to do Bilbo’s adorable little nose twitch.
You will grab one of your friends and learn to bow in sync. Later on, forcing them to do it when you go over to another friend’s house.
When you text your friends to make plans you will always start off like Gandalf, even if you are just going out for pizza:
You will yell this anytime anyone asks you where you are going:
You will hum or sing ‘The Misty Mountains Cold’ as you slowly do something:
You will force your siblings to sing this song when you clean up after dinner:
Anytime someone insults you, your new comeback will be:
However, if your parents are trying get you or one of your siblings to do anything:
No matter which one of these you do, now that the trilogy is official over and there will be no more premieres, you will happily recycle the same material until all of your friends just: