1. YAY, YAY, YAY! BACK TO SCHOOL!
2. *Unpleasantly reminded of classes by email*
3. Honestly though, I’m not even worried. I’m going to be so organized during syllabus week, the rest of the semester will be a breeze.
4. Binder: check. Post-its: check. Ready to be O-R-G-A-N-I-Z-E-D.
5. *Empties half a suitcase* Time to go out!
6. How come no one reminded me I had an 8 a.m.?
7. Coffee. Where is coffee? I need coffee.
8. Sorry Prof, the shades are staying on.
9. When will the torture end?
10. Done with class, ready for round two.
11. Class? Again??
12. Oh my god. I forgot how to read. What do all of these symbols on the page mean?
13. Literally, I quit. I’m done. So done.