Year: 2015
Dorm: Off-Campus
Favorite Dining Hall: Dana
Major: American Studies
Hometown: Sugarloaf, ME
Relationship Status: What’s a relationship?
Favorite Movie: “Hot Rod”
Favorite TV Show: “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
Favorite Song: “IDFWU”- Big Sean/E-40
Favorite Book: All My Friends Are Dead
Spirit Animal: Buffalo
What are you involved in on campus?
Mostly Skiing. Some school, but mostly Skiing. Some Golf, the Pub, Bar Night, the Apartments.
What’s the first thing you notice about a girl?
Eyes- I’m a huge sucker for blue eyes.
Favorite pizza toppings?
Meat. The more, the better.
How do you handle being so good looking?
Constantly feeling bad for my less attractive roommates, primarily Jim Ryan ’14 and Jon Sdao ’16.
What are your guilty pleasures?
Candles and a big glass of Bourdeau.
Most embarrassing moment?
Declaring a minor in Anthropology.
Colby bucketlist highlights?
The Decade.
#1 pet peeve?
People who live in the apartments and don’t throw down. It’s basically a social contract.
Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Would Jim Ryan ‘14 eat either? No. So I don’t.
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
Yoga Pants and Bean Boots- how did that become acceptable?
Would you rather listen to the same one song everyday for the next 10 years or never listen to music again?
As long as it’s “Call Me Maybe” and I’m with Justin Sperry ’13, I’m good.
If you were granted three wishes by a Magic Her Campus genie, what would you wish for?
Four more years at Colby, four more years at Colby after that, and then graduating to be a stay-at-home trophy husband.
What is your ideal date?
A romantic dinner at Roosevelt Ave. with my roommates there, just in case.
What’s the highlight of your Colby career so far?
Three Senior Weeks.
What makes you different than the average Colby student?
I’ve been selected as a Campus Cutie.
How did your first kiss go down?
Worse than in the movies, but better than Justin Sperry ‘13’s.
Write a haiku about the ski team:
Boys boys boys boys boys
Lots of boys just being boys
And some girls as well
Which boy band would you be in and why?
I’d start my own with Cam Price ’18, Jim Ryan ’14, and Geoff Sullivan ’17; they’ve already got the look down without even trying.
What Disney movie would you fit in perfectly and why?
“Beauty and the Beast”- I could play both.
If you were President of Colby, which thing would you change and why?
Skoky! would be officially recognized as a team, a major, and a fraternity.