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Twelve Thoughts Every Girl has while watching the VS Fashion Show

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Auburn chapter.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs tonight and of course I’ll be watching it. Sometimes I really question myself, but then I find myself getting giddy when it comes on the television. It’s like the one thing I look forward to during finals week. #girlprobs

1) I am getting my popcorn, sitting on the couch, and I am going to enjoy this… because you know the VS Fashion Show is a top priority. #don’tjudgeme

Is it an oxymoron to eat while watching this?

 

2) I am just watching this because I need to take a break from studying, not because it’s THAT good.

Omgomgomg CANDICE

 

3) These girls are such an inspiration to get in shape, I am going to get up first thing in the morning to start working out like Adriana.

Or maybe I’ll just start in January. #newyears #resolution

 

4) It’s okay. They aren’t that perfect in real life, it’s just airbrush or whatever.

I can still dream though.

 

5) Is Taylor Swift a certified angel now or what?

Life handed her way too many lemons, and that is not fair.

 

6) I don’t need to watch this. I already look like that when I’m naked anyways.

*struts stuff on the way to the fridge*

Maaaann, I am good.

 

7) (Fill in the blank) is so hot! It’s ridiculous!

Does this make me a lesbian on the inside?

 

8) At least I get to eat cake. All the time.

I still have a six pack, it’s just a little hidden.

 

9) They try to pretend this thing is live, but obviously no one can actually be that stress free during a fashion show.

I can’t wait to see Ariana Grande get smacked by a wing…

#beygency

 

10) Ummm why aren’t any of these bras actually at the store?

*Looks online and finds the fantasy bra*

No wonder, its freaking ten million dollars!?! Gah, that is such a waste of resources!

 

11) I need to practice my wink and sexy face

I am going to look for a fan so I can watch my hair blow, but it only needs to be on low or else it will just look totally unrealistic and ridiculous.

 

12) Why can’t I have a cool accent like that? Being an American is just not exotic enough.

*practices Alessandra’s voice while blowing hair around with the fan*

 

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Lindy Olive is known for being a foodie health-nut hybrid, who thinks the best things in life happen in the kitchen. She is a senior at Auburn University, majoring in Nutrition & Wellness and minoring in Sustainability. She wrote for Her Campus Auburn for three years before taking on a role as Campus Corespondent. If you ever need her, you can find her in front of a computer, in a garden, or at the gym. Lindy likes to dream big, and right now, that dream consists of owning a garden-bakery while writing agriculture public policy or working for a test kitchen. When she isn't thinking about food, which is apparently rare, she is hiking with her boyfriend and dog, on a feminist rant, or having deep conversations with her best friends Bailey and Melissa.