Unfortunately, it’s happened to us all. A guy you’re talking to or hooking up with opens his mouth, and you just want to cry because he sounds so dumb. Here are the worst pick-up lines, booty calls, and dirty talk the Her Campus team has heard from guys.
“Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.” — Google didn’t have any better pick up lines?
“Let me come over and be with you! And I’ll show you who I am. I’ll show you my heart.” — Yeah, I’m sure your heart is exactly what you’re trying to show me at 1:30 AM on a Friday night…
“Need money?” — Well yeah, but I’m not a prostitute.
“I’m on the edge of glory.” — This is a bad romance.
“Bite it… No like really bite it.” — I didn’t see that anywhere in this month’s Cosmo.
“I want to give you goose bumps.” — Moment ruined.
“I’m the Mike Tyson of staying hard.” — Not last night you weren’t.
“Here, use this.” *Holds out his sock.* — Put your sock and pants back on, and get out.
“I didn’t know you had a good body.” — What a way to set the mood.
“I know you’re vegetarian, but you’ll make an exception for my meat, right?” — Sadly, I’ve heard that on multiple occasions.
“Squeeze me.” —
Guys, please just let your bodies do the talking.