As promised, I’m back with thoughts every guy has in the shower, straight from the point of view of five of my closest guys friends. Here’s to grasping a better understanding of the opposite sex.
Pre-shower:
1. When was the last time I took a shower?
2. I definitely have to shower.
3. What should I wear afterwards? It’s like 3 degrees out….Sweatpants it is.
4. Do I go to the bathroom before the shower or after the shower?
5. What kind of music do I want to listen too? Shuffle. Always shuffle.
In the shower:
6. Okay, finally alone. I can escape my roommates for the next 10 minutes.
7. Why do I have Taylor Swift music on my phone…?
8. Not gonna lie to myself; I actually like this song.
9. I wish I could sing right now, but my roommates would totally judge me.
10. Do I really need to wash my entire body or just the “important” parts?
11. When was the last time I shaved anything?
12. Should I shave the “important” parts? What are the chances anyone is going see them tonight?
13. Nah, not gonna shave. Too much effort.
14. But on the off chance that someone does want to fool around today…
15. Okay, gonna do a quick shave just in case.
16. Shampooing my beard, shampooing my mustache.
17. I wonder if they make beard and mustache shampoo. I should get that.
18. What is life really about?
19. Thoughts are getting too deep. Time to get out of the shower.
Post-shower:
20. Crap! I forgot a towel…
21. Do I use my dirty clothes to dry myself off or make a naked mad dash to the room?
So there are guys’ shower thoughts (dirtiness and grossness omitted). Guys—They’re just like us!