Name: Connor Haynes
College: St. Cuthbert’s Society
Subject: Chemistry
Year: 1st Year
Relationship Status: Taken
Hi Connor, what qualities do you look for in a girl?
Funny, smart, non-materialistic and easily pleased haha.
What do you like to do in your free time?
Walk my dogs, play rugby and think of unusual, daring sexual manoeuvres.
Lovely. How would you sum up fresher’s week at Durham?
Loose- stood in Jimmy’s with my pants around my ankles swinging my shirt above my head. (so literally loose then)
Most embarrassing thing you’ve done since being at Durham? (Apart from the above)
It wasn’t me but think it’s worth the answer… A mate was banned from Subway for trying to steal a packet of crisps.
What has been your worst date experience?
A while back I started talking to this girl on Facebook- foolishly I didn’t fully assess their appearance before arranging to go to her free house. So I turn up, find out she’s not as nice as I’d originally assumed. We sat separately on two sofas, watched Madagascar, I politely said thank you, then left.
What’s your cheesiest chat up line?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Most romantic thing you’ve ever done for a girl?
I knew there was a big meteor shower, so I rang up this girl and told her to dress warmly, picked her up with a sleeping bag and pillows, drove out of town and watched the shooting stars.