The Definitive Ranking of the WORST Questions Your Relatives Asked You Over Break

10. How old are you?

How old are you, Aunt Jean?

9. What grade are you in?

Well, I’m in college, so…

8. So what’s new?

Uh, I hear Solange tied the knot.

7. How are you?

That’s a loaded question.

6. Are you still playing [insert sport you played growing up]?

No, I’m not still playing the sport I played when I was five.

5. Are you working?

No, I’m dirt poor! Or: Yes, but I’m still dirt poor!

4. What are you up to?

Besides drinking wine and watching Netflix?

3. How’s school?

Slowly crushing my spirit.

2. Do you have a boyfriend?

No. The answer is still no.

And the number 1 worst question you got asked over break is…

1. What are your plans after graduation?

I have literally no idea.

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