J.B Sweeney ’18

Name: J.B. Sweeney

Year: Freshman

Major: Business 

Hometown: Bridgewater 

Relationship status: Single

Involvement on Campus: Hockey team

Astrology sign: Taurus

Instagram: Jpens87

 

Wake up and piss excellence…just kidding… I wake up and go to class, if I make it on time then come back and relax till hockey practice. Then after practice rush and try to cram all my HW before it gets too late since I don’t use time wisely during the day and nap instead.

 

Ben Affleck or Jake Gyllenhaal 

 

A jet ski, a sexy girl, bottle of rum

 

Bora Bora

 

Sea glass hunting, long walks on the beach, picnic under the stars, noodling (hand fishing)

 

Girls with a coke bottle figure (just kidding). Someone who has a good sense of humor and can joke and make me laugh as well. And she has to be able to understand hockey 

 

Someone who is conceited and always brings the group down

 

Well I’m confused because I did not know this was a thing, but also honored.

 

When I was about 14, we went to Florida with a bunch of my family to my time-share. Tropicana’s orange company had an orange filed behind the time share we stayed at, and someone told me and my friend we could not find a way over the 10ft fence to get some oranges and bring them back. Since I hate being told I cant do something, I was so focused on getting over I was not thinking about coming back…. so my friend and I left and we found a tree that if we climbed about 15ft the branch hung over the fence and could jump down… so I did and then it hit me, how was I getting back over the 10ft barbed-wire fence! So we could not find a way back over and had to walk all the way up front to find a way out, while in the mean time we were seen on camera and they came out to get us an luckily for me the guy was nice and let us leave, but we got made fun of rest of the trip that we got caught in side there area like idiots. And the only oranges we got were ones we threw over fence before finding a way out…..they were good though!

 

It doesn’t really matter to me, it shows confidence if she did which is good 

 

I can play guitar pretty well. 

 

It would really depend on the girl.

 

I took a girl out to dinner and she was 100 percent a different person than the one I had been texting. She could not hold a conversation the same way in person as could over text. She was socially awkward, and she was on phone half the time. Then she texted me that night saying she hopes I did not think she was awkward… didn’t respond  

 

Its a joke….but I still had one!

 

NHL player

 

BMS (blue mountain state) 

 

Mt. DEW voltage (blue one)

 

Hormones….enough said 

 

Barbie Girl – Aqua

 

It’s a toss up between Kate Upton and Oprah… depends on my day

 

I surprised her for her birthday with a sun set cruise on spirit of Boston for dinner, then went up to spend the weekend by the lake house  

 

I know 3 forms of martial arts

 

Crop top and high waist shorts/ rompers 

 

Catching a Bruin’s game, then heading to the Top of The Hub for a nice dinner, take her skating on frog pond, and end the night with a movie.

 

If she’s a decent person, then we’ll keep talking and maybe if she is capable of being brought home to meet the family, but if not she’s just hookup-able.

 

Just hit me up, I’m an easygoing sociable person.