Have you ever wondered what the cast of Hocus Pocus would look like if the movie were produced in 2014? If so, you’re in luck! Below is a list of carefully selected actors and actresses who would make amazing replacements for the original cast.
Dani
Joey King – Thora Birch
Joey would bring both the soul and fiery hysterics that are necessary to play Dani.
Max
Logan Lerman – Omri Katz
Because Logan seems like the kind of guy who would get his new sneakers stolen.
Allison
Gigi Hadid – Vinessa Shaw
Because c’mon – Gigi and Logan would be unbelievably cute together.
Winifred
Meryl Streep – Bette Midler
Because… she’s Meryl Streep.
Mary
Melissa McCarthy– Kathy Najimy
Melissa is a serious comedic force and has proven she can bring any character to life.
Sarah
Anna Faris – Sarah Jessica Parker
Anna is ridiculously convincing as a dumb blonde (have you seen House Bunny?), and she has the platinum hair color that Sarah Jessica had when she played Sarah.
Thackery Binx
Eddie Redmayne – Sean Murray
Who doesn’t love a British accent?
Jenny
Sutton Foster – Stephanie Faracy
Because we know that as a former Broadway star, Sutton would rock a great Halloween costume for the party scene.