The 15 Guys You Meet at A College Party

Aside from Barone, the second biggest social gathering scene at Fairfield would be your typical college party. With different looks and personalities walking in and out the door, you can’t help but categorize each guy you meet. 

1.The Flirt

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”

2. The Passed Out Guy

9PM: On the couch. Next morning… still on the couch.

3.The Athlete“The game last night was unreal, did you see that hat-trick?”

4.The Wannabe Athlete

Him: Best game of my life last night. Solid teamwork, solid defense, solid attack.You: Are you even on the team?Him: Nah

5. The Easily Approachable

That convo was so chill. 

6. The Effortlessly Good Looking

Is he even real? He’s beautiful. His hair, do you see his hair? LOOK AT HIS JAWLINE.

7. The Photo Bomber 

*Looking through pictures the next morning* “Who even is this kid?”

8. The Wannabe DJ

The last song you played wasn’t good, so what makes you think this song is too?

9. The Overly ClingyPlease remove your arm around my shoulder…for the 5th time.

10. The Life of the Party  

This is exactly the type of person you want to run into at a party. Even if you only happen to catch a glimpse of him, his enthusiastic ambiance and carefree vibe will always have you enjoying your night.

11. The Graduate

Wait, but you graduated…what are you doing here? 

12. The Wannabe Lax Bro

“I don’t lax but I like to lax. So I’m basically a laxer.  Live, love, lax.”

13. The Overly Dramatic Host

Starts off being the most popular guy at the party and ends up being the most hated, even kicking his own roommates out.

14. The Host That Just Doesn’t Care

**Proceeds to throw stuff out the window throughout the party**

15. The Shirtless Guy

Oh, did you misplace your shirt?

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