This is you every morning, ESPECIALLY Mondays:
That rare occasion when you get to campus and Starbucks isn’t accepting debit cards because the system is down:
This is your reaction to that first unlucky person who says anything to you before you’ve had your morning brew, even if it’s “Good Morning:”
You feel like this as soon as the caffeine kicks in:
Your mid-afternoon looks something like this:
Or this:
You often overdo it because there’s no such thing as too much caffeine:
The majority of your meals consist of liquids:
But you do know when it’s time to throw in the towel:
You sleep peacefully, dreaming of all the sugary beverages you get to ingest tomorrow:
Truer words have never been spoken: