Nick Lanza

Year: 2014

Dorm: Bartlett St.

Favorite Dining Hall: Dana

Major: Economics

Hometown: Rocky Hill, CT

Relationship Status: Taken, currently 3rd wheeling Janie and Brendan

Three Things You Can’t Live Without: SportsCenter, The Boys, Matt Gelnaw’s awful robe

Interests: Hockey, Tom Brady, Tommy Kader’s secret life, The Civil Discourse, Jackie B’s snapchats

Favorite Movie: The Godfather pt. 2

Favorite Song: Right About It – Lil’ Wayne & Drake

Favorite Professional Hockey Player: Sid the Kid and Milan Lucic

What do you do on campus?

Eat lunch with Miss Mary

What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?

High waisted jeans…looks weird and very uncomfortable

What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?

Someone who is athletic, have a nice smile, and good sense of humor. Deal breaker – A girl who loves creating drama

What is your #1 pet peeve?

People who are fake

What is the worst nickname that has ever been given to you?

Scarfo

How badly do you need co-captain Brendan Cosgrove in your life?

Who?

What is a typical night like at 7 Bartlett?

Gelly is talking excessively loud on his cell phone in front of everyone. We wonder where Kader is. Cossy is usually having fun doing homework or needing me and I’m watching Family Guy on the couch.

Are you proud to be Italian?

Yep.

Would you rather be The Godfather or Sidney Crosby?

Sid the kid because he has better hair and gets summers off.

In ten years, would you rather be living in Brendan Cosgrove’s basement or be Matt Gelnaw’s assistant?

I would rather live the basement of a Phillips Exeter dorm with Cossy.

Do you thank Ben Chwick every night for giving you so many points?

Usually just on the weekends, once in a while I ask him for an autograph to keep him happy.

What’s one thing about Colby that you wish you could change?

The location

Blonde, brunette, or redhead?

Length is more important, just use conditioner

What do you consider to be your best feature?

You tell me

Have you ever been dumped? If so, how many times?

7th grade, my first girlfriend Alison…we hugged once

Milanos or Chips Ahoy?

Whichever one has more protein

The hockey roster says that you are 5’10”… is that your real height?

I use a body double for Dawn’s testing

People who know you best would say that you are…

Bitter that Brendan Cosgrove got this before I did, but happy Gelly still hasn’t gotten it.

Describe the hockey team in 3 words…

Mustaches, Muscles, Men

So, who was your Valentine?

I spent Valentine’s Day lunch with Miss Mary and dinner with Janie and Brendan