You have seen all their movies or own all of their albums. You have every magazine interview cut out and have seen every TV interview. In your mind, you’re the happiest couple the world has ever seen – and in reality you will probably never meet. We all have celebrity crushes, but here are a few signs that yours might be getting a little out of hand:
1. You take negative comments about him as personal insults.
2. You get clinically depressed when you find out he’s dating someone else.
3. This is a panorama of your dorm:
4. Or this:
5. Your face looks like this.
6. You compare every guy you meet to him…
7. …so you’re still single.
8. Given the choice between meeting him and having your student loans paid off, you would take the meeting.
9. …Or you would at least take an inappropriate amount of time to decide between the two.
10. You know that, deep down, anyone who calls you “obsessed” simply won’t get an invite to the wedding.