From spying on the maid to hooking up in the dorm showers, Lehigh’s class of 2017 has had a crazy start to freshman year! You guys shared your scandalous, dirty little secrets with us, so we thought we would return the favor and share them all with you!
“I fear falling down the stairs. Im already clumsy and I can’t believe I didn’t think about this before. What about the WINTER, when it snows. Oh my goodness, at least I bought combat boots to prepare for the war against ice, sludge, snow, and rain.”
It is going to take a lot more than combat boots to make it up these stairs in the winter!
“I have a crush on my trac fellow ;)”
Maybe he can teach you a little more than how to correct your essay ;)
“My roommate keeps waking me up early, so I keep taking his food”
Sounds fair to me…
“I am addicted to Hawks Nest”
Aren’t we all? Feel good fries anyone?!
“I have sex while my roommate is in the room asleep almost every night.”
Have some respect…you have to live with this person all year!
“I spy on the cleaning lady to make sure she does her job”
Let us know what you find out!
“I don’t get those guys who already have a booty call, what am I doing wrong?”
Take the girl out on a date, maybe it will turn into more than just a booty call!
“The guys here are pretty short…”
Accurate.
“I’ve hooked up in my dorm showers…twice”
Well they definitely were not squeaky clean after that…
“College is making me fat…and a sl**…and an alcoholic.”
Welcome to Lehigh.
“I’m not cut for Greek Life but fear that I HAVE to join. It sucks, and I don’t know what to do.”
You do not HAVE to join, but give it a chance. Like they say, don’t knock it til you try it!
“I’m in love with my friend’s girlfriend, whose also one of my best friends, and I think they are horrible together. I can’t tell her because I value our friendship but I’ve never felt this way about someone before.”
Scandalous!
“I messed up slapping the bag the first time I ever tried…the freshmen chant ensued.”
So you messed up drinking out of a spout..?