Having to sneeze while driving.
Someone canceling plans when you’ve already put real clothes on.
Pants, bras, really any constrictive clothing.
When you have to do laundry because you’ve run out of clean underwear.
Checking balance statements on a Sunday morning.
Realizing you’re a real person and have to buy things like light bulbs and paper towels.
The love/hate relationship with heels or wedges…and alcohol.
When your family, boyfriend, etc don’t understand your obsession with Law and Order SVU, or New Girl.
When you have to hide secretly liking Justin Bieber or One Direction- they’re legal, it’s okay.
Smashing your iPhone to the ground and it staying perfectly fine, then when you lightly drop it the screen shatters.
Trying to justify or explain your phase in a relationship noted as ‘talking’.
Seeing people get married or have children on Facebook because we’re getting older and that’s becoming socially acceptable now.
Tobi emails, or really any clothing site emails- yes we love you, but the cash flow isn’t too great at the moment.
Quotes from movies like Mean Girls, Bridesmaids, or Pitch Perfect come out unintentionally and there’s no way to stop it.
The way Spotify will post whatever song you listen to, and how many times. Sorry I’m not sorry that I just listened to a 5 year old Ke$ha song.
8 ams, I’m sorry they shouldn’t exist.
How Netflix can consume hours of your life.
Blurred Lines, we understand Robin Thicke, you’re sexy- you can get off the radio now.
Having to go to the bathroom after just doing your nails.
People who post selfies on Instagram, those belong on SnapChat
Not being able to wear the outfits that look so flawless on Pinterest- this isn’t how it looked in the picture #crushedit
Being the third wheel, the awkward interaction is only humorous for about 10 minutes.
Running out of conditioner but not shampoo, or vise versa.
The unavoidable mess that is glitter.
That random song on your playlist during shuffle mode that ruins your jam sesh.