Jake Roach ’15

This week’s campus cutie is Jake Roach. Get to know this shy guy!

Name: Jake Roach

Year: 2015 

Major: International Affairs

Hometown: Buffalo, NY

Relationship Status: Taken

Give me your best pick up line.

 “If I was an enzyme I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your jeans”

What catches your eye in a girl?

 Intelligence and the ability to have a conversation.

Describe yourself in three words.

Shy, awesome, sex-god

Blondes or brunettes?

 Brunettes

What’s your favorite movie?

Pulp Fiction

If you could have one superpower what would it be? 

Super strength

Who is your celebrity crush?

 Isla Fisher

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Netflix

What’s your secret weapon when flirting with a girl?

My awkwardness because I can make it funny!

Something that you can’t live without?

 Diet Dr. Pepper

Who is one person you would want to be stranded on an island with?

John Stamos

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done to get a girl’s attention?

Go up and talk to her?

What’s the most important part of a sandwich? 

The meat

Favorite article of clothing on a girl:

A nice dress

If you where a drink, what would you be? 

Scotch 

Fun fact:

 I can slack line.

What’s something on your bucket list?

A month long camping trip

Best piece of life advice you’ve ever gotten?

If at first you don’t succeed, try again

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