Whether we’d like to admit it or not, we have all read our horoscopes in the newspaper. But, who knew that the underwear you choose can have an effect on your day’s fate, too? Prepare for the exclusive reading of your underwear horoscope!
Bedazzled – It’s like a party in your pants! You can expect to have a lot of confidence in these panties and a very bright, shiny outlook on your day.
Comfy – For those rainy and lazy days, every college girl needs a go-to pair of casual and comfy underwear. You will be happy and content with yourself today. There is also a strong reading that you will kick back with a good book and warm cup of hot chocolate!
The not-there pair – The hidden secret to any outfit with fitted clothing. These nude and line-free pair of panties are also perfect for an interview ensemble. You will feel very sly and on your A-game today – ready to conquer the world!
Lace – For those fun nights out on the town or an intimate evening, lace panties are predicted to give you a sexy streak for fun happenings ahead.
Animal print – Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! You will feel very aggressive as the queen of your jungle.
Statement – A specialty of Victoria’s Secret, don’t let the spunky phrases on these undies fool you. There is a strong reading that you will become too cocky in these panties with a voice. Don’t forget your judgment and perception today!
Thong – The mullet of all undergarments, business in the front, party in the back. You will have the best day ever today. And if your bra and thong match, be prepared to feel on top of the world!
Your boy’s boxers – Have a special someone in mind? You’ll be on his mind all day too in those get-ups!