Name: Alec Goldberg
Hometown: Englewood, NJ
Class year: 2014
Major: PhilosophyĀ
Relationship Status: In a committed polygamous relationship with the squash team
On-campus activities: Varsity squash, undergraduate recruitment committee, Sigma Phi Epsilon
Off-campus activities: Volunteer tutor for students in Harlem
Best thing about Thanksgiving: Calories don’t count
Celebrity crush: Princess Jasmine
Top three pastimes:Ā Old movies, spending time with good friends, and contemplation
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?Ā I like all three – just not all three on the same person at once.
Favorite genre of music and why?Ā Gangster rap. I just really relate to it.
The thing you’re most proud of:Ā Having the same amount of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Celebrating the ten-year anniversary of answering this question.
Favorite TV series: Seinfeld
Biggest turn-offs: Girls, or anyone for that matter, who are embarrassed to be weird. A little weird is interesting. Then again, a lot of weird is weird.
Biggest turn-ons: I really appreciate a girl with a firm grasp of sarcasm.
Favorite place to study: A bar. I don’t get much studying done though.
Motto: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Describe your ideal first date: One that’s followed by a second date.