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You might notice that these responses are harsher than usual–in honor of Hurricane Sandy, we really made it rain and threw some serious shade. Get out your umbrellas, b*tches.
XOXO
BK and JT
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My roommate and I were in New York City, and we met a couple guys at this club. They were part of the Navy and we went to their hotel at around 3 am where there was this crazy party till the early morning. We had 7 types of alcohol that night. We ended up hooking up with the two of them, and then came back to our friend’s place at 9:30 am. The 20-block walk of shame was insanely difficult and many people stared and some shouted. I was wearing massive gold heels and a tight blue dress, and my friend’s skirt was inside out, as duly pointed out by a couple people on the street. We came back, quite impressed and a little embarrassed of ourselves.
Wow. Seems like you and your roommate had an eventful trip. Let’s just say you’re lucky that went down in NYC, where anything goes. Doing the walk of shame in that outfit on the streets of the city is much better than walking early morning down Pro Row, with frat guys shouting at you and professors giving you concerned stares. Don’t stress, these guys are probably in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean right now, so you don’t have to worry about that awkward run-in. Bon voyage!
XOXO
BK and JT
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I’ve been feeling pretty lonely recently. And horny. It’s hard being a freshman at a new school, and to make matters worse my boyfriend goes to Georgetown, so I haven’t seen him since school started. This weekend, I stayed in on Saturday and my roommate went out. I was feeling kind of bummed, and I don’t like going out and having a bunch of creepy boys talking to me because it’s clear that they are just hitting on me. Anyway, I Skyped my boyfriend which made me really sad, and then started watching a movie on Netflix. After a particularly charged love scene, I started feeling hot. I’m embarrassed even writing this, but I figured my roommate wouldn’t be back for hours so I started, you know, touching myself. I don’t exactly know what happened, but I guess I started to moan. All of a sudden, the door burst open, and my male RA is standing in the doorway asking if I’m okay. He said he thought he heard crying. I just about died from embarrassment, and now I think people on my floor know too. I feel like everyone in my dorm is looking at me weirdly. How do I recover from this? Can I recover? I’ve been thinking about transferring to Georgetown anyway…
We understand how this situation might be leaving you embarrassed, but we think you’re being a tad paranoid. The RA didn’t send out a safety alert (spotted: girl masturbating. Beware!) about your rendezvous of one. If this is what’s keeping you from cheating on your man, we offer you these words of wisdom: do it more, but lock the door. Thank you for this touching story.
XOXO
BK and JT
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So, I met a senior who is in a frat at Fall Ball. We totally hit it off and made out all night long. We have been hooking up periodically since then, so naturally I thought things were going well and we were headed towards a relationship. But this past weekend, I was at his frat and he ignored me! What am I doing wrong? How do I fix this? I really like him.
What about these periodic hookups made you think you were heading towards a relationship? Chances are he was getting other action on the side. Or who knows, maybe you were the side-dish to his entrée.
Unless he starts showing some consistency, forget this guy and start to take another peek at the menu.
XOXO
BK and JT
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I’m a freshman with a new boyfriend that doesn’t go to Tufts, but the intoxicated version self has a tendency to make out with other guys. What should I do? I don’t want to miss out on partying, but I like this guy too much to confess or end things.
Ask yourself if this new boyfriend is worth your missing out on new opportunities. Or you could look into an open-relationship until you feel like you’re ready to give yourself solely to this boyfriend.
XOXO
BK and JT
PS. Maybe you should partner up with advice-seeker #2. After all, two hands are better than one.
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