It’s so easy. Go on Agora, put in a facilities work request, and BOOM, someone shows up at your door within 24- 48 hours to fix whatever it is that you broke. There are so many funny work orders that we students put in to have random men come into our room to fix. The thing is, they don’t ask questions. Well, we needed the DL on some of the funny work orders going on around campus.
Clogs:
“My face was literally in the toilet. I didn’t know my ID had fallen out of my back pocket and then my roommate threw up in the toilet. After the facilities guy left, I saw my ID in the trash. I thought my roommate cut it up. Then, I realized it was my ID that had clogged the toilet.”
“A friend of one of my suitemates was visiting BC. She went out one night and decided to pass out in our shower. However, she must have been so drunk, she couldn’t make it to the bathroom. She clogged our shower by pooping in it. There was a good inch of water flooding half the suite. The funny thing is, she clogged my suite’s bathroom instead of her friend’s. We had to move all of our stuff off of the floor and BC facilities had to suck up all of the water with a vacuum. That girl is never allowed back at BC.”
Repairs:
“It was an accident! Freshman year, I broke the chair in the handicap shower while having sex on it. Oops.”
“Our oven blew up! Please fix it! We had to call BCPD and were ready to use the fire extinguisher when the officer came and stopped the fire.”
“We had a leaky ceiling. It was such a problem when it rained.”
Replacements:
“We were missing our towel rack…”
“We were ironing and accidentally ironed the carpet. Pretty sure the work order guys hate us by now… whoops!”
Help!:
“Freshman year I had to put in a work order for someone to saw open a lock. I had put on a little lockable cabinet in the closet and forgot the combo. The big problem was… my passport and healthcare info was in there.”
“This year our shower door fell on my roommate! We kind of needed a work order for that.”
“We had a power outage in our room because apparently in Walsh, you can’t have a fridge, fan, and computer plugged in at the same time.”
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