Name
Paolo Nattenmeuller
Hometown
Germany
Major
Management Science & Engineering
How do you pronounce your last name?
Knot-anne-moo-ler
Where do you get your hair done?
Legar salon.
That can’t be all there is to your perfect hair…
So, yes, in fact, I give every hairdresser in the U.S. an hour-long instruction before they have permission to touch my German locks. Then as they cut my hair, I guide their hands slowly through my luscious mane. When it’s all over, they sweat and gasp for air, quivering in excitement.
Who taught you how to get sexy for a brotha?
Yeezy taught me, and he taught me well.
Who do you aspire to be?
John Francis “Jack” Donaghy from 30 Rock.
What’s your favorite way to spend an evening?
Sitting in my room with Cole, Chris and Kian, dressed in robes and wearing our cowboy hats, listening to Al Green and sipping on white Russians… with “beautiful women”.
What is your favorite piece of clothing?
My leather jacket.
Describe your perfect date.
No, no, I don’t want to. I was told no serious questions.
If you could have lunch with any person living or dead, what would you order?
Baby dolphin steak.
If you could time travel, what period would you travel to?
300 years into the future.
What’s your favorite flower?
Venus fly trap.
What is your favorite dietary supplement?
Dietary supplements are a social construct.
What’s your favorite movie?
“There Will Be Blood.”
What’s your least favorite European country?
France or Switzerland.
Where yo’ girlfriend at?
I don’t have one.
Can I have your number? Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I have it?
No. But I can give you one that’s just as good. 212-660-2245.
What do you think of Campus Cutie?
This is all bullshit. Can I leave now?