College residence halls are filling up with new and returning students this week, and that means meeting your roommates. You may think that a trio of male misfits like Nick, Schmidt and Wilson would be the worst roommates, but here are 13 reasons why Jess and the HC team would disagree.
1. Everything you do is suddenly normal in comparison to their habits.
2. They won’t let you settle for anyone who isn’t good enough.
3. You can act juvenile and they won’t judge you.
4. You’ll finally understand the rules of “True American.”
5. You’ll always have fun weekend plans.
6. You can pay your rent with the money Schmidt puts into the Douchebag Jar.
7. You never have to worry about losing a prank war to Winston.
8. You’re the only one who gets to play the “Period Card.”
9. They keep it real.
10. They ask the tough questions so you don’t have to.
11. You’ll always be “the hot roommate.”
12. You’ll always get to be in the middle of a group hug.
13. You can fall in love.