It’s the first week of January and with it comes long compiled lists of goals to complete in the new year (most of which we will fulfill until around two weeks into Janurary, when we’ll inevitably give up and wait until 2017 to resume). And guess what? The Kardashians totally feel you. Check out these totally #relatable Kardashian reactions to what are were your New Year resolutions for 2016.
1. Going on a diet
In the wise words of Kim K herself:
(And by tomorrow, we obviously mean January 1, 2017).
2. Putting more effort into your appearance
Expectation:
Blow out, full contour and strobe and perfectly shaped eyebrows—all before your morning class.
Reality:
The sooner you accept it, the better 2016 is going to be for you.
3. Calling family members to catch up instead of just texting
Come on, who really wants to call Aunt Loise and have a 45 minute Q&A on how to work the new iPad she got for Christmas?
4. Going out more (you know, and being all social and stuff)
…Or you could just sit at home binge-watching Netflix and eating Chinese food with the roomies, which brings us to:
5. Spending less time binge-watching Netflix
What Kourtney said.
6. Figuring out your life plan
That’s another thing that can wait until 2017, right? (For all you seniors out there, that would be a hard ‘no’).
6. Stop swearing
lol pls like that’s going to happen
7. And toning down the road rage
…to the best of your ability, of course.
At least have the resolution of not sounding like one long continuous horn beep as you drive down the road swearing at the top of your lungs, okay?
7. Mastering the ultimate snapchat selfie vid like Kylie’s
You know, like when she pulls out one like this:
And you’re just like, ‘Pssh, I can do that’…
…But yours always keeps turning out like this?
Let’s leave it to the selfie professionals, shall we?
8. Spending more time with family
*How we feel every holiday that lasts more than a week*
9. Rocking the new year (and new semester!) with a totally brand new look
Expectation:
Reality:
You know you’re just gonna roll up to your 8:00 AM class in sweats for the entirety of the semester, don’t lie.
10. Traveling more
We’re still attempting to afford our student loans, tuition (and, okay, our Sephora addiction) before we can start budgeting for our wanderlust.
11. Drinking less
We will forever remember 2015 as the year “wine-o-clock” was added to the dictionary. Would our 2016 selves really want that to go to waste?
12. Going to the gym on a regular basis
Same, Kim.
13. Becoming less addicted to your phone
Not going to happen, let’s be honest.
15. Saving money
Did we mention our Sephora addiction?
16. Getting over your FOMO
What you want to be like:
Turn that FOMO into JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out, for all you late on the uptake).
What you’ll actually be like:
Definitely a resolution to save for next year.
17. Not being so melodramatic
It’s in our nature.
18. Getting a better night’s sleep
…That means getting to bed before 2:00 in the morning.
18. Not being so judgmental
Actually probably one we should work on, tbh.
19. And finally, being slightly less basic in 2016
We’ll carry on proudly with our Starbucks and selfies, thanks.