We Pretty Little Liars fans are banded together for life. We’ve all been strung along together for five years, dying to know if we’d ever find out A’s secret identity! Thankfully, for our sanity (and for I. Marlene King’s safety, might we add), we’ve finally gotten our big reveal! But boy did it take years of suffering, curiosity and anger to get here. As our eyes were glued to our screens, our minds were racing in the background, scrambling to keep up with PLL’s twisted plot while wondering a million and one things about our favorite liars. Here’s 75 thoughts we’ve all probably had over the course of PLL’s run.
1. Here we go with this shit again!
2. *Flips light switch on* No way I’m watching in the dark!
3. Why am I still on this emotional roller coaster five years later?
4. Damn you, I. Marlene King!
5. Whose body is in that casket on the intro anyway?
6. More importantly, will they ever paint her entire nail?!
7. And who decided Lucy Hale should do the “shhh”?
8. Whatever, her brows are definitely always on fleek.
9. Wonder how many characters from three seasons ago will pop up this time?
10. Like, where the hell is Jenna?
11. Oooo, loveeee Hanna’s ensemble!
12. Who actually wears heels to high school every day, though?
13. Totes not buying that actual people can pull off Aria’s wardrobe!
14. Well maybe I can mix florals and plaid?
15. Nahh, this is real life!
16. Here comes Spencer with yet another witty reference I’m gonna have to Google.
17. Cue the A text…
18. So over this shit right now!
19. Why is Emily so naturally gorg!?
20. Normal people def don’t look this in high school…Or ever!
21. Then again, normal people don’t follow sketchy, hooded people into the woods at night!
22. Like seriously, who does that?!
23. That’s what police are for!
24. But actually, why does no one ever call the cops!?
25. I guess Rosewood authorities are pretty sketch though.
26. Seriously can’t trust anyone in this town…
27. Or Ravenswood.
28. Haha Ravenswood!
29. That show went nowhere!
30. Where are the parents in this show?
31. And how could they have been so clueless for this long?
32. That’s how I know stuff like this doesn’t happen in real life.
33. Actual parents are like bloodhounds…always sniffing around.
34. My mom would call me 1,000 times if I went MIA.
35. Meanwhile the liars go on A hunts in the middle of a freaking school day!
36. I wonder how many absences and tardies they’ve accrued by now.
37. Does the school not say anything?
38. Parent-teacher conferences clearly aren’t a thing!
39. Man I love me some Haleb! #baegoals
40. But why can’t I find a bad boy with a heart?!
41. I’ll believe they exist when I ride a unicorn!
42. Are we just going to keep glossing over the fact that Ezra was Aria’s teacher?
43. I almost forgot and that’s just not okay.
44. My teachers are not even the closest thing to man candy.
45. I’d probably show up to class more if they were though.
46. How long is it going to take these girls to graduate…
47. I feel like it’s been senior year for all of eternity.
48. Meanwhile, I’m nearing 30 here!
49. If they don’t stop A by the time I’m married with three kids, I quit life.
50. Seriously!
51. I just can’t even anymore!
52. Everybody and their mom has been accused of being A!
53. Wait… am I A?
54. It’s like the liars learn NOTHING from their slip-ups.
55. Like how can you routinely walk into A’s traps all the freaking time?
56. And speaking of A, who wants to wear black hoodies forever?
57. Would A’s closet seriously just be infinite black hoodies on hangers?
58. Hasn’t she heard orange is the new black?!
59. Why is Mona so badass!?
60. How does she keep her head on straight with all her deviousness going on?
61. She’s totally cray.
62. But secretly, I want to be like her!
63. Someone please shut down Radley for crying out loud!
64. That would solve half our problems!
65. OMG! Zoned out for like 30 seconds and missed some intricate theory the liars have come up with this time that’s probably wrong anyway.
66. *Hits rewind*
67. Okay, I can’t keep up!
68. I forgot half the characters they just mentioned.
69. There are just so many plot holes.
70. And these endings are always so sketch.
71. *Looks over shoulder to make sure no one is creeping up behind me*
72. I’m not doing this anymore!
73. *Sees preview for next week*
74. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
75. *Clears plans for next Tuesday night*